- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

JUST KIDDING^

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

my gramma died

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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