- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

womens rights

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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