- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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