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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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