- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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