- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

penis. nuff said.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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