- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Suck pussy

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

I LIKE TRAINS

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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