- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What is white and square? A ping pong block

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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