Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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