a woman votes!

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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My Butthole.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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asdf

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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stuarts mum

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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