- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Where's my tractor?

a woman votes!

women sports....

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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