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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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