What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

I am a women

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Anti Joke

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