Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Dylan Eichas

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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