What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Lacrosse

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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japan4.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Womens rights

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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