- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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