how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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hi hi strager danger

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Invisible Television.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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