Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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pubic lice.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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smug face >:}

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What?

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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poop.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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