what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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smug face >:}

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Anti Joke

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