- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

Invisible Television.

Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

smug face >:}

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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