Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Dylan Eichas

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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make me a sandwich!

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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