What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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