What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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GIVE

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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