I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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GIVE

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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