Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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make me a sandwich!

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Dylan Eichas

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Anti Joke

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