What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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