Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Punch line.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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am i invited to party? no

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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