An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Me Neither.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Yo mama so fat.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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