- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What's an Anti Joke?

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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