- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

womens rights

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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