A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Stop Spam Read Books

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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