koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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