- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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