what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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A person from Singapore eats

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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YOU

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Anti Joke

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