lipstick pig

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Women's Rights

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

A train poops its pants.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

whats worse than jonny james obviously

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

What do vampires cross the sea in?

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

did you stub your toe?

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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