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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

whats worse than jonny james obviously

A train poops its pants.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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