- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

everybody loves raymond

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

gay people

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Knock knock What?

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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