- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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