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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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