- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A person from Singapore eats

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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