- Anti Joke

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

My kids are mistakes.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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