- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Knock knock What?

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

everybody loves raymond

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

a woman votes!

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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