- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A French man gets into a fight

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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