What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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tommy is retared

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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H o m o comes out as homo

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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