Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Poop!!

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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