- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

whats yellow? lots of things.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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