- Anti Joke

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What do you call a black man? Black

Bitch! Love, J.B.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

I am very humble.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.