What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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tim has no humor

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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gay people

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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