- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

I grunt when I poop.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Catholicism.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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