- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

4 1/2

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

hey, my names mark.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

VAL SUCKS

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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