- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

A French man gets into a fight

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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