- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

An irish man walks out of a bar

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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