why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Vagina Boob

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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