Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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