- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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