- Anti Joke

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT