- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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