- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Women's rights

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

MySpace.

non poop

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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