If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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pudding

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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chirs

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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penis?

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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