Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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tommy is retared

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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