- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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