- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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